COMMENCEMENT SPEECHES TO MILITARY GRADUATES ARE NORMALLY WORDS OF VISION AND WISDOM BASED UPON THE SPEAKERS EXPERIENCE. UNFORTUNATELY TRUMPS SPEECH TO THE GRADUATES OF THE U.S. COAST GUARD ACADEMY FELL FAR SHORT. ON ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS IN THE LIVES OF OUR CADETS AND THEIR FAMILIES, TRUMPS SPEECH WAS A CRINGE-WORTHY RALLY SPEECH IN WHICH HE TOOK PERSONAL CREDIT FOR IMPROVED RECRUITING, COMMENTING ON THE APPEARCE OF THE FEMALE CLASS PRESIDENT (SHE LOOKS SO FANTASTIC) AND SUGGESTING HE MIGHT STILL BE PRESIDENT IN 2032. SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HIS SPEECH BE ALONG THE LINES OF “DEFENDING THE CONSTITUTION AND UPHOLDING HIGH STANDARDS”. ALSO, HIS SPEECH COULD HAVE PARALLEL THR CLASS VALEDICTATORIAN WHO CITED “OVERCOMING ADVERSITY THROUGH LEADERSHIP BASED UPON RESPECT, HONOR AND DEVOTION TO DUTY IN THE FACE OF DAY-TO-DAY CHALLENGES AND HIGH STAKES MISSIONS. HOWEVER, THOSE TYPES OF MESSAGES ARE OVER THE HEAD OF TRUMP AND SOMETHING HE COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND IF HE LIVED A MILLION YEARS